Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Joey

This story is further proof that I aptly applied the Joey pseudonym. Apparently as a child Joey (Dukies, this is a classmate of ours, feel free to guess which) thought that eating stones would make his head harder. So he and his friend would sit around swallowing pebbles, and then head butt one another… Hmmm, now that I’ve written the story it just isn’t that funny when sober. Perhaps you should all be in the same state that we were last night when we found it funny. Go find three or four beers and a couple glasses of wine and then reread the story (it may also help to picture a little Joey Tribbiani eating stones and head butting his friends.) Now it’s funny, right?